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The wedding ceremony toasts will be anecdotes about the beauty and awesomeness of marriage. Maybe you have a few inspirational quotes about commitment and love on your wedding invitations. Funny quotes about marriage, however, are not usually the first thing that comes to mind at one’s wedding Couples and married couples may give advice to you on love and on making a long lasting relationship with your spouse at your wedding ceremony. These quotes are ideal for a number of situations where you must say goodbye.Your marriage will be such a beautiful, and celebratory experience. You may even have heard a friend, teacher or a relative say one or more of these funny quotes once or twice in the past. Some of the quotes listed above are familiar and can be used to put a smile on your face if nothing else. "Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who's already left." - Robert Byrne."So long, and thanks for all the fish!" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams."It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people." - I'm OK, You're Not So Hot, Dolph Sharp.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go" - The Duchess of Padua, Oscar Wilde.

"Goodbye, Vietnam! That's right, I'm history, I'm outta here, I got the lucky ticket home, baby." - Good Morning Vietnam.

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"A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it." - Helen Rowland.

"See you later, alligator" - "See You Later Alligator," Bill Haley and the Comets.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.' - Oh, the Places You'll Go, Dr. Bon voyage."įunny farewell quotes found in books, movies and songs, or said by famous people are ideal to use for a farewell note or to help you smile through a goodbye.

"I'll miss you until you come back but I hope you'll make up for it by getting me awesome gifts.

"I am looking forward to not keeping in touch with you! So long!".

"It won't be the same without you here, work may actually get done!".

"We are all going to really miss doing all your work for you everyday!".

"Goodbye, we will miss trying to avoid you around here!".

I have had a perfect evening but tonight wasn't it." "With your resignation your employment in this office may finish, but the sweet memories of working with you will never diminish.".But on the inside, we are desperately praying that you will quit your new job and come back to work with us again. "On the outside, know that we may be smiling and wish you farewell."Having awesome coworkers is a bad habit, because it'll be impossible to work with someone else now that you're leaving."."Not all goodbyes are sad, for example "Goodbye Class!".10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.' "90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house."When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link.

"I still see your face when I am dreaming."When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep not screaming like all the passengers in her car.".Here is a list of farewell quotes (by unknown authors) that are popular and just downright funny. The world without laughter can be a very dull place.